Is it just a towel? Or is it a celestial reminder that life has phases – and you’re absolutely allowed to be in your “crying on the bathroom floor” phase if you want to. This dark green beauty, sprinkled with moon phases, is ready to handle it all: spills, sweat, tears, or whatever cosmic mess you’re in.
One side says, “Let’s get down to business” with its soft, thirsty cotton that practically drinks up whatever you throw at it, while the other side flaunts a mink polyester touch that’s soft enough to cradle your existential crisis. This towel’s here for every phase – waxing, waning, and the glorious full-moon chaos.
