Meet the Not Today, Chaos candle – your new anti-meltdown secret weapon. Whether life’s unraveling or you're dodging the drama, just light this bad boy and let the madness melt away.
With 6 soul-soothing scents to choose from (or go unscented if you want to vibe in silence), this 100% soy wax candle is ready to battle chaos, one flicker at a time.
4oz. ~2.3"x2.9"
9oz. ~2.5"x3.5"
Encased in a mood-setting amber jar, it screams 'Zen master' while quietly kicking stress to the curb. Safety-certified and chaos-approved, this is your go-to for telling the world, ‘not today, Satan!
